Monday 21 March 2011

Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 3.6

Chuck Norris once survived a suicide bombing. He was the bomber.

Chuck Norris is the only man to have literally beaten the odds.

Chuck Norris has to sort his washing into three loads: Darks, Whites and Bloodstains.




13 comments:

  1. Go go chuck! What did he bomb?

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  2. Chuck doesn't give blood to the blood god, he is the blood god!

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  3. Chuck Norris doesn't need detergent; he shouts the stains out of his clothes.

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  4. First blog I checked on after coming back from holiday and you've only gone and added Cyanide & Happiness.

    Three thumbs up.

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  5. Chuck Norris is a beast. Nobody stands in his way.

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  6. Loving the great feedback guys, thanks!!

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  7. Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

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  8. LOL!

    Supported.
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