Wednesday, 16 March 2011

Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 3.2

Chuck Norris single-handedly canceled Friends by frowning one time.

Chuck Norris coined the phrase "Pardon my French" after picking up a Frenchman and using him like a bat to club people.

Chuck Norris not only talks in third person, he sees in third person.

Chuck in the Mushroom Kingdom:

So Youtube are being whiney little girls and took away my geeky kid pwnage video. Instead here's a clip I found of a stick animation featuring you know who.


  1. Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.

  2. So chuck norris is playing his own video game?

  3. ah great blog, will be following ;D

  4. Hahaha love Chuck Norris!