tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44162735179129016902024-02-19T03:13:34.357+00:00!Chuck Norris Facts!Following this Blog will gain you much favour in the eyes of Chuck Norris. Thus reducing your likelihood of a Roundhouse related death.Chuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14486999601415067271noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4416273517912901690.post-16084103887403583402011-04-21T15:17:00.000+01:002011-04-21T15:17:25.513+01:00Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 4.5<span style="font-size: large;">What happens when an unstoppable force collides with an unmovable object?" That question was answered when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Life insurance costs are based on how far away from Chuck Norris you live.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he simply stares at the grass and dares it to grow.</span><br />
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</span>Chuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14486999601415067271noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4416273517912901690.post-503651953263107342011-04-19T16:54:00.000+01:002011-04-19T16:54:24.615+01:00Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 4.4<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: large;">When Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: large;">Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: large;">They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.</span><br />
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<span class="field-content"><span style="font-size: large;"> They found Chuck Norris's diary once. It's now known as the Guinness Book of World Records.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on a google search it doesn't say, "Did you mean: Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "RUN, while you still have the chance." </span><br />
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.<br />
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Chuck Norris caught them all, with one PokeBall.<br />
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During the last Ice Age, Mr T and Chuck Norris encountered each other on a lonesome path in the Alps. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth shit itself and created France.<br />
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Chuck Norris owns a magical mirror which allows him to peer out of any other mirror in the world. Any time you undress in front of a mirror in your bedroom Chuck Norris could be watching. But he NEVER does, because YOUR FAT FLABBY BODY DISGUSTS HIM.<br />
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When Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, Chuck went out and got it back.<br />
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When Chuck Norris helps you jump-start your car, remember: Beard is positive, fist is negative.<br />
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Chuck Norris is the only man to have literally beaten the odds.<br />
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Chuck Norris has to sort his washing into three loads: Darks, Whites and Bloodstains.<br />
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Chuck Norris allows churches to exist only in order to stop people from coming and praying at his house.<br />
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Chuck Norris coined the phrase "I see dead people" after the waitstaff at Frankie & Bennys forgot his Birthday.<br />
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If at first you don't succeed, <span style="font-size: small;">you are obviously not Chuck Norris</span>.<br />
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The phrase MADE BY CHUCK NORRIS is imprinted beneath the surface of China.<br />
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Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Chuck Norris is going to kill you.<br />
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Looking for a safe stance on abortion? Neither is Chuck Norris.<br />
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' bout.<br />
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Never, ever, go full retard. (Tropic Thunder)<br />
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I think I'll post these great Cyanide and Happiness pics to bring some more laughs to the page. They crack me up.<br />
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Chuck Norris coined the phrase "Pardon my French" after picking up a Frenchman and using him like a bat to club people.<br />
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Chuck Norris not only talks in third person, he sees in third person.<br />
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Chuck in the Mushroom Kingdom:<br />
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So Youtube are being whiney little girls and took away my geeky kid pwnage video. Instead here's a clip I found of a stick animation featuring you know who.<br />
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For every man you don't kill, Chuck Norris kills seven.<br />
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God wanted ten days to create the Earth. Chuck Norris gave him six.<br />
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If Chuck Norris was an animal, <b>he would be Chuck Norris.</b><br />
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Male or female, Chuck Norris CAN make you jizz your pants.Chuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14486999601415067271noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4416273517912901690.post-68458001530464867212011-03-11T00:26:00.001+00:002011-03-11T17:21:25.754+00:00Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 3.0Okay, instead of leaving you all in the dark wondering where my post for Saturday has gone (as you all care soo much), I'm giving you a heads up - I ain't doing one. Why? Skinny dipping again? More white water? No. I'm away up to Edinburgh (I live 40 miles south of Edinburgh) for a 6 hour Ghost hunting expedition with <a href="http://www.paranormalinvestigationsscotland.com/"><strong>Paranormal Investigations Scotland.</strong></a><br />
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<strong><span style="font-weight: normal;">I love this bit on the booking confirmation:</span></strong><br />
<strong>'Paranormal Investigations Scotland </strong><strong></strong><strong>accepts <span class="style3">NO</span> responsibility for injury to or the death of any person, or damage to any property arising from your participation in the activities at any attended event.'</strong><br />
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So from 12 midnight until 6am I'm getting my Peter Venkman on. 'Who ya gonna call?' :)<br />
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Every morning Chuck Norris trims his beard and donates the hairs to NASA, who use them as a vital ingredient in the shuttle re-entry heat shield alloy.<br />
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Chuck Norris performs cold fusion in his left testicle, and nuclear fission in his right.<br />
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Chuck Norris wears bear traps as sandals.<br />
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Lightsaber fights. Geeky? Yes. Ass-spankingly amazing? Uh, yeah. Chuck Norris approved!<br />
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Bigfoot is a piece of Chuck Norris's beard that gained sentience and escaped.<br />
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Chuck Norris CAN find a needle in a haystack, then kill a man with the needle... or the haystack.<br />
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. Instead, the bed wet itself out of fear.<br />
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Baby Chuck...<br />
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Jesus's Birthday isn't actually December 25th, but Chuck Norris once sent him a Birthday card on that day. Jesus was too scared to tell Chuck the truth, and that's why we celebrate Christmas.<br />
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It's said you can't know someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. This means no one will ever know Chuck Norris because he'd kill you if you touched his shoes.<br />
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On a hot Texas day, Chuck Norris heard someone say "it's not the heat, it's the humidity that will kill you." Chuck immediately threw him into the sun.<br />
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Bit of Mr Sheen anyone?<br />
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Rather than drink a cup of coffee every Morning, Chuck Norris pours the whole pot on his genitals.<br />
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The American flag puts it's hand over it's heart when Chuck Norris walks by.<br />
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Chuck Norris can mathematically make two wrongs make a right.<br />
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Below: Chuck Norris Designed Childs Toy.<br />
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Scooby-Doo... why not.<br />
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">Chuck Norris is just like Jesus, except Chuck Norris won't die for your sins. Instead, you'll die for his.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
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To continue the trend, I have missed a post this weekend. Not on purpose, but because I was busy doing silly things. Last week I went swimming (drunkenly) in the Sea at 3am, this week we were white water rafting :)<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhArKT2nh9ZlEiFC0an_Hb3xkq2LjDJOqofTda2F_ErUwQw2waedPtead8aRZEJEZa4X5_oKElgIHCEYWa-3aTcD1XwwW8lMUM4lq_P3HSafeYYV55VqKPcyw2zClTm2gcH5XPkZpySi0k/s1600/oops.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"></a><br />
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Another video...I'd feel bad now if I didn't post one.<br />
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Chuck Norris accidentally created Optimus Prime when trying to come up with a prototype for the Total Gym.<br />
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Chuck Norris once coined the phrase 'I could eat a horse' after eating the last unicorn in existence.<br />
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A foolish man once decided to taunt Chuck Norris. Chuck responded by kicking the man so hard both his parents died.<br />
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">Chuck Norris once beat a man to death with his own corpse.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"> </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">Rather than taking showers, Chuck Norris rides a nine-foot Grizzly Bear through a car wash.</div><br />
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;">If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0cm;"><br />
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Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer.<br />
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself, and fear itself fears Chuck Norris.<br />
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King Kong once challenged Godzilla to an arm-wrestling match. Chuck Norris won.<br />
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Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Chuck Norris”<br />
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac, at Burger King, and got one.<br />
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.<br />
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.<br />
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.<br />
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.<br />
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The 4th and final Llama story. Carl rips the tag off a matress... Caaarrrrlllll...... <br />
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