Thursday, 21 April 2011

Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 4.5

What happens when an unstoppable force collides with an unmovable object?" That question was answered when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face.



Life insurance costs are based on how far away from Chuck Norris you live.



Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he simply stares at the grass and dares it to grow.










Caution, offensive jokes ahead:

19 comments:

  1. I believe that first one is called the Big Bang.

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  3. so the grass isn't greener on Chuck's side? ;)

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  4. HA Ha ha those are great! What did happen?

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  5. Hahah, "he's using trick dice"

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  6. lol nice ones xD love those comics

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  7. pretty funny man, i'm following for more!

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  8. Those jokes are hella good keep them coming, I'm following for more

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  9. I love cyanide and happyness! :D its awseomE!

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  10. Chuck Norris facts never get old. This looks like a funny blog. Followed!

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  11. haha this is just crazy. Makes me laugh :)

    +following!

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  12. The life insurance one made me laugh. Nice blog. +Followed.

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  13. LOL!!!


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