Tuesday, 19 April 2011

Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 4.4

When Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.


  1. Isn't Chuck Norris' mexican twin also known as the most interesting man in the world?

    I wonder what beer Chuck Norris drinks?

  2. Chuck doesn't need to drink beer, beer needs to be drunk by Chuck Norris.

  3. lol about the Mars one! :D

  4. WOW. It's 2011, yet I found some original AND funny Chuck Norris jokes? Good stuff