Tuesday 19 April 2011

Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 4.4

When Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.


Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.


They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.













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