Monday, 14 March 2011

Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 3.1

Chuck is back!

For every man you don't kill, Chuck Norris kills seven.

God wanted ten days to create the Earth. Chuck Norris gave him six.

If Chuck Norris was an animal, he would be Chuck Norris.

Hell yes.

Male or female, Chuck Norris CAN make you jizz your pants.


  1. Well, I KNOW Chuck Norris made me jizz in my pants

  2. Chuck Norris is only on one drug. It's name is Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris is the new sheriff in town, and he doesn't need an army of assassins. He IS an army of assassins.

    Charlie Sheen is filled with Tiger Blood because Chuck Norris pummeled him with a tiger.

    I could go on...

  3. The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris

  4. Oh come on, Chuck Norris jokes?

    Shouldn't these jokes be about Charlie Sheen nowadays?

  5. HAHA the lonely island they are incredible