Monday, 14 March 2011

Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 3.1

Chuck is back!

For every man you don't kill, Chuck Norris kills seven.

God wanted ten days to create the Earth. Chuck Norris gave him six.

If Chuck Norris was an animal, he would be Chuck Norris.



Hell yes.




Male or female, Chuck Norris CAN make you jizz your pants.
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8 comments:

  1. Chris14 March 2011 at 23:23

    Well, I KNOW Chuck Norris made me jizz in my pants

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  2. Unknown14 March 2011 at 23:33

    Chuck Norris is only on one drug. It's name is Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris is the new sheriff in town, and he doesn't need an army of assassins. He IS an army of assassins.

    Charlie Sheen is filled with Tiger Blood because Chuck Norris pummeled him with a tiger.

    I could go on...

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  3. Bubi15 March 2011 at 01:14

    The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris

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  4. Jung15 March 2011 at 01:53

    Chuck Norris is a beast.

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  5. Biff Tanner15 March 2011 at 06:02

    That top pic is awesome.

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  6. Shelby Fox15 March 2011 at 06:41

    Oh come on, Chuck Norris jokes?

    Shouldn't these jokes be about Charlie Sheen nowadays?

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  7. Unknown15 March 2011 at 13:29

    jizz in my pants is classic

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  8. w15 March 2011 at 20:24

    HAHA the lonely island they are incredible

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