Thursday, 24 March 2011

Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 3.8

While everyone else made paper airplanes as a child, Chuck Norris made paper beards.

During the last Ice Age, Mr T and Chuck Norris encountered each other on a lonesome path in the Alps. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth shit itself and created France.

Chuck Norris owns a magical mirror which allows him to peer out of any other mirror in the world. Any time you undress in front of a mirror in your bedroom Chuck Norris could be watching. But he NEVER does, because YOUR FAT FLABBY BODY DISGUSTS HIM.









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19 comments:

  1. Bubi24 March 2011 at 01:29

    haha funny jokes & comic as usual

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  2. -inastateofblue24 March 2011 at 02:18

    C&H, so much win.

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  3. Astronomy Pirate24 March 2011 at 02:59

    ha, that high five video was pretty cool.

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  4. Me24 March 2011 at 10:14

    but i'm not fAT1!

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  5. Stef Pelgrims24 March 2011 at 13:49

    haha funny :p

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  6. John A.S.24 March 2011 at 14:45

    funny elevator movie :D

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  7. John A.S.24 March 2011 at 14:46

    *escalator

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  8. consuela bananahammoc25 March 2011 at 08:36

    LOVE the movieclip!!!

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  9. Patti D.25 March 2011 at 12:28

    lol, awesome, like always

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  10. Obi-wan Mikenobi25 March 2011 at 13:07

    "Chuck Norris owns a magical mirror which allows him to peer out of any other mirror in the world. Any time you undress in front of a mirror in your bedroom Chuck Norris could be watching. But he NEVER does, because YOUR FAT FLABBY BODY DISGUSTS HIM."

    I'd rather Chuck Norris hurting my feeling by slagging of my appearance than have him roundhousing me to the sun.

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  11. Chuck25 March 2011 at 15:21

    Chuck Norris couldn't roundhouse kick you into the Sun, you're too flabby. The Moon, maybe. :)

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  12. Jok3r25 March 2011 at 18:35

    Nice post continue going ;)

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  13. Brut25 March 2011 at 20:40

    Haha I love these comics.

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  14. Biff Tanner25 March 2011 at 21:02

    ROFL awesome

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  15. GFTM25 March 2011 at 23:50

    ahahah this is great

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  16. The Game Store Guy26 March 2011 at 03:41

    The first one made me laugh.

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  17. Jay26 March 2011 at 03:58

    high five escalator never gets old!

    awesome blog. :D

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  18. Styron26 March 2011 at 18:49

    i'm so in love with Cyanide and Happiness IN LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee

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  19. Ano27 March 2011 at 11:58

    Great post! creative video :) nice one

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