Thursday, 24 March 2011

Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 3.8

While everyone else made paper airplanes as a child, Chuck Norris made paper beards.

During the last Ice Age, Mr T and Chuck Norris encountered each other on a lonesome path in the Alps. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth shit itself and created France.

Chuck Norris owns a magical mirror which allows him to peer out of any other mirror in the world. Any time you undress in front of a mirror in your bedroom Chuck Norris could be watching. But he NEVER does, because YOUR FAT FLABBY BODY DISGUSTS HIM.









21 comments:

  1. haha funny jokes & comic as usual

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  2. ha, that high five video was pretty cool.

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  3. "Chuck Norris owns a magical mirror which allows him to peer out of any other mirror in the world. Any time you undress in front of a mirror in your bedroom Chuck Norris could be watching. But he NEVER does, because YOUR FAT FLABBY BODY DISGUSTS HIM."

    I'd rather Chuck Norris hurting my feeling by slagging of my appearance than have him roundhousing me to the sun.

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  4. Chuck Norris couldn't roundhouse kick you into the Sun, you're too flabby. The Moon, maybe. :)

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  5. Nice post continue going ;)

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  6. Haha I love these comics.

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  7. high five escalator never gets old!

    awesome blog. :D

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  8. i'm so in love with Cyanide and Happiness IN LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee

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  9. Love the video man! Awesome stuff thanks for sharing!

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  10. Great post! creative video :) nice one

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