Monday, 21 March 2011

Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 3.6

Chuck Norris once survived a suicide bombing. He was the bomber.

Chuck Norris is the only man to have literally beaten the odds.

Chuck Norris has to sort his washing into three loads: Darks, Whites and Bloodstains.




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13 comments:

  1. Unknown22 March 2011 at 00:18

    Go go chuck! What did he bomb?

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  2. Astronomy Pirate22 March 2011 at 01:57

    Chuck doesn't give blood to the blood god, he is the blood god!

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  3. -inastateofblue22 March 2011 at 05:37

    Ahaha great post, once again ;D

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  4. Bubi22 March 2011 at 07:34

    Chuck Norris doesn't need detergent; he shouts the stains out of his clothes.

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  5. Obi-wan Mikenobi22 March 2011 at 10:18

    First blog I checked on after coming back from holiday and you've only gone and added Cyanide & Happiness.

    Three thumbs up.

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  6. Unknown22 March 2011 at 13:03

    awesome comics :3

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  7. Patti D.22 March 2011 at 13:15

    haha, funny like always

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  8. consuela bananahammoc22 March 2011 at 14:05

    Haha! Love this!
    + Follower :)

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  9. SportsGuyBrandon22 March 2011 at 18:13

    Chuck Norris is a beast. Nobody stands in his way.

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  10. Chuck22 March 2011 at 19:48

    Loving the great feedback guys, thanks!!

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  11. Lexingtonian22 March 2011 at 20:35

    Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

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  12. Big Unicorn22 March 2011 at 21:16

    LOL!

    Supported.
    bigunicorn.blogspot.com

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  13. Biff Tanner22 March 2011 at 21:50

    He is the bomb.

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