Chuck Norris can peel potatoes with his eyelids.
Chuck Norris will make you an offer you can't refuse, then make you refuse it.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on a google search it doesn't say, "Did you mean: Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "RUN, while you still have the chance."
'uʍop-ǝpısdn ʇuǝʍ ʇxǝʇ ʎɯ os ʞɔıʞ ǝsnoɥpunoɹ ɐ pıp sıɹɹou ʞɔnɥɔ'