Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 3.2

Chuck Norris single-handedly canceled Friends by frowning one time.

Chuck Norris coined the phrase "Pardon my French" after picking up a Frenchman and using him like a bat to club people.

Chuck Norris not only talks in third person, he sees in third person.



Chuck in the Mushroom Kingdom:

So Youtube are being whiney little girls and took away my geeky kid pwnage video. Instead here's a clip I found of a stick animation featuring you know who.