Friday 11 March 2011

Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 3.0

Okay, instead of leaving you all in the dark wondering where my post for Saturday has gone (as you all care soo much), I'm giving you a heads up - I ain't doing one. Why? Skinny dipping again? More white water? No. I'm away up to Edinburgh (I live 40 miles south of Edinburgh) for a 6 hour Ghost hunting expedition with Paranormal Investigations Scotland.


I love this bit on the booking confirmation:
'Paranormal Investigations Scotland accepts NO responsibility for injury to or the death of any person, or damage to any property arising from your participation in the activities at any attended event.'

So from 12 midnight until 6am I'm getting my Peter Venkman on. 'Who ya gonna call?'  :)



Did you know...

Every morning Chuck Norris trims his beard and donates the hairs to NASA, who use them as a vital ingredient in the shuttle re-entry heat shield alloy.

Chuck Norris performs cold fusion in his left testicle, and nuclear fission in his right.

Chuck Norris wears bear traps as sandals.



Lightsaber fights. Geeky? Yes. Ass-spankingly amazing? Uh, yeah. Chuck Norris approved!

15 comments:

  1. Oh god I want that movie. That would just be amazing.

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  2. that movie would melt my face off

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  3. You know who would win anyway

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  4. awesome video, and nice facts

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  5. Chuck norris is always win

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  6. lol @ wearing bear traps as sandals.

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  7. the lightsaber video is so amazing. i was thrilled when i saw it the first time

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  8. Nothing better than chuck norris! Love it! Keep up the good work!

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  9. Haha, great post. I hope the ghost tour thing is awesome. I've always wanted to do one.

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  10. Love the lightsabers. I actually edited a really short movie once to make it look like my sharpie was a lightsaber haha.

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  11. Snape would totally beat Dumbledore in a lightsaber duel.

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  12. chuck norris would own those aliens ez

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  13. The 6-hour ghost hunting tour was great fun! Never been into the old vaults of Edinburgh before. To be honest I found the history and architecture more interesting than the 'ghosts'.

    Aliens > Ghosts
    Lightsabers > Aliens
    Chuck Norris > Lightsabers

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