Saturday 5 March 2011

Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 2.5

Did you know...


Chuck Norris accidentally created Optimus Prime when trying to come up with a prototype for the Total Gym.

Chuck Norris once coined the phrase 'I could eat a horse' after eating the last unicorn in existence.

A foolish man once decided to taunt Chuck Norris. Chuck responded by kicking the man so hard both his parents died.






12 comments:

  1. "Chuck Norris once coined the phrase 'I could eat a horse' after eating the last unicorn in existence"


    HA!

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  2. Charlie Sheen is fast becoming the new Chuck Norris

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  3. Chuck Norris once created a drug, he named it Charlie Sheen

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  4. ninja tortles goood.following and supporting

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  5. loling at a couple of these comments.

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  6. if chuck norries takes charlie sheen his face wont melt

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  7. the unicorn one killed me

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  8. As much as I love chuck norris facts, it's the Ninja Turtle video that got me. Seriously? The turtles actually killing someone? What's next, porn with April?

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  9. Hahaha these are great. Keep them coming!

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