Friday, 25 February 2011

Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 1.8

Did you know...


Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris'd.


Chuck also appreciates Llamas, with hats...

12 comments:

  1. norris doesn't get wet, the water gets norris'd ...

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  2. ahahah at the stripper cake one!

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  3. llamas with hats? I think not.

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  4. Do you know of any new videos of Lama's with Hats. soo great series!

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  5. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris'd. = that was my first chuck norris joke

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  6. The water didn't stand a chance!

    I only know of 3 Llamas with Hats episodes, the other 2 are coming your way soon!

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  7. No wait. 4 Llamas. The final one is Epic.

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