Monday, 21 February 2011

Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 1.4

Did you know...

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds until.” After you ask, “Two seconds ’til what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.

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