Thursday, 24 February 2011

Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 1.7

Did you know...

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong to a “Who has more testicles?” contest. Chuck won by 5.


  1. That explains why Pluto isn't a planet!

  2. Never heard the lance one...lulz

  3. Somebody getting into an accident and getting an emergency tranfussion with Chuck Norris's blood sound like the start to a superhero B-movie

  4. I went here today bro!!!

    Nice post!!

  5. following this awesome blog man! love those jokes!

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