Saturday, 19 February 2011

Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 1.1

Did you know...

Chuck Norris’ own butt is so afraid of him, it wipes itself.

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.


  1. when chuck norris pours milk in his rice crispies, they shut the fuck up.