Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 4.5

What happens when an unstoppable force collides with an unmovable object?" That question was answered when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face.



Life insurance costs are based on how far away from Chuck Norris you live.



Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he simply stares at the grass and dares it to grow.

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Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 4.4

When Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.


Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.


They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

 

Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 4.3

Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.


Chuck Norris has a dislike button on his Facebook account.


They found Chuck Norris's diary once. It's now known as the Guinness Book of World Records.

Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 4.2

 
Vikings no longer exist because of Chuck Norris' misspent youth.


Chuck Norris is only afraid of two things... Two Chuck Norris'.

 

The world will end in 2012, if Chuck Norris says so.

 

 

 

 

 

Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 4.1

What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouse kicks the waitress. Chuck Norris should not have to ask.



Chuck Norris once watched David Blaine levitate. He then laughed and flew away.


Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com