Sunday, 6 March 2011

Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 2.6

Did you know...


Chuck Norris is just like Jesus, except Chuck Norris won't die for your sins. Instead, you'll die for his.

Bruce Lee never died. The true cause of his disappearance is that he asked Chuck Norris to teach him how to perform a roundhouse kick. Being good friends, Chuck Norris promised to teach him, but only after Bruce Lee embarked on an epic journey of the spirit that is still taking place to this day - entirely within Chuck Norris's beard.

Chuck Norris once saved George Bush from choking on a pretzel by roundhouse kicking him in the throat. Chuck had no idea he was choking.


To continue the trend, I have missed a post this weekend. Not on purpose, but because I was busy doing silly things. Last week I went swimming (drunkenly) in the Sea at 3am, this week we were white water rafting :)









 Another video...I'd feel bad now if I didn't  post one.

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10 comments:

  1. Astronomy Pirate7 March 2011 at 00:20

    Looks like fun! Besides, how many Chuck Norris jokes can you do?

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  2. Chuck7 March 2011 at 01:16

    I still have a few but they won't last forever! We'll cross that bridge when we get to it. Or jump off it.

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  3. Chris7 March 2011 at 03:30

    I heard the scene where Bruce Lee defeated Chuck Norris is the most expensive scene ever filmed

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  4. Josh7 March 2011 at 06:48

    I've been working on a norris beard for years

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  5. Elliot MacLeod-Michael7 March 2011 at 08:27

    These are some very interesting facts my friend. +1 follower to you.

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  6. Jessica Thompson7 March 2011 at 08:42

    Haha! I've been looking for chuck norris jokes! Followed! alphabetalife.blogspot.com

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  7. synoptixs7 March 2011 at 08:55

    I watched that film where bruce lee fights chuck norris!

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  8. D22 Zone7 March 2011 at 09:09

    The white water rafting looks amazing fun! Thanks for sharing!

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  9. Jesse Brooks7 March 2011 at 15:17

    Haha, these are great!

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  10. Styron7 March 2011 at 21:29

    again, brilliant ones!

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