Saturday 5 March 2011

Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 2.5

Did you know...


Chuck Norris accidentally created Optimus Prime when trying to come up with a prototype for the Total Gym.

Chuck Norris once coined the phrase 'I could eat a horse' after eating the last unicorn in existence.

A foolish man once decided to taunt Chuck Norris. Chuck responded by kicking the man so hard both his parents died.






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12 comments:

  1. rinns5 March 2011 at 01:21

    "Chuck Norris once coined the phrase 'I could eat a horse' after eating the last unicorn in existence"


    HA!

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  2. Chris5 March 2011 at 03:03

    Charlie Sheen is fast becoming the new Chuck Norris

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  3. Astronomy Pirate5 March 2011 at 03:18

    Chuck Norris once created a drug, he named it Charlie Sheen

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  4. Josh5 March 2011 at 03:47

    A true man's man.

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  5. kelly slater5 March 2011 at 03:59

    ninja tortles goood.following and supporting

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  6. Anonymous5 March 2011 at 04:01

    loling at a couple of these comments.

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  7. TheHarvester5 March 2011 at 13:27

    chuck never gets gold :D

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  8. Unknown5 March 2011 at 16:28

    if chuck norries takes charlie sheen his face wont melt

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  9. w5 March 2011 at 19:32

    the unicorn one killed me

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  10. Freek5 March 2011 at 19:52

    As much as I love chuck norris facts, it's the Ninja Turtle video that got me. Seriously? The turtles actually killing someone? What's next, porn with April?

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  11. Jesse Brooks6 March 2011 at 07:39

    Hahaha these are great. Keep them coming!

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  12. Jok3r6 March 2011 at 17:34

    Ahah he's the man xD

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