Thursday, 24 February 2011

Fascinating Chuck Norris Facts 1.7

Did you know...

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong to a “Who has more testicles?” contest. Chuck won by 5.

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15 comments:

  1. Innovations24 February 2011 at 00:26

    FASCINATING. lmao :p

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  2. !sense!24 February 2011 at 00:35

    last one was fucked up. lol

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  3. Astronomy Pirate24 February 2011 at 01:20

    That explains why Pluto isn't a planet!

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  4. Anonymous24 February 2011 at 01:57

    Never heard the lance one...lulz

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  5. synoptixs24 February 2011 at 02:46

    LOL at the armstrong one

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  6. Obi-wan Mikenobi24 February 2011 at 10:05

    Somebody getting into an accident and getting an emergency tranfussion with Chuck Norris's blood sound like the start to a superhero B-movie

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  7. Patti D.24 February 2011 at 10:39

    fascinating indeed

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  8. Body124 February 2011 at 15:18

    I went here today bro!!!

    Nice post!!

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  9. Unknown24 February 2011 at 15:44

    lulz

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  10. jopjopjop24 February 2011 at 15:49

    lold, thanks man!

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  11. Styron24 February 2011 at 15:54

    following this awesome blog man! love those jokes!

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  12. Lexingtonian24 February 2011 at 16:45

    lol at 2nd one

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  13. Fourra24 February 2011 at 17:33

    chuck norris is so funny :)

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  14. Panache24 February 2011 at 20:26

    Chuck Norris for the Win!!!

    Following with Supports!!!

    Pieces of Karp: Hot off the Doom Press!!! Electron microscopic pathogen!!

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  15. Chuck24 February 2011 at 23:29

    Hey guys! Just wanted to say a big thank you for checking out my blog. I've found your blogs really interesting too and I'll continue to post Chuck facts as long as I have them available. Thanks again :)

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